HAVE YOU TOUCHED THE BUTT TODAY?

Remember these things when you’re sad:

  1. Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
  2. Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
  3. Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
  4. Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
  5. Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
  6. Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
  7. And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag

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truebluemeandyou:

DIY Know Your Shoes Guide from Enerie here. My favorite shoes aren’t listed yet - Louis Heels which were popular in the 1920s. First seen at inspiration & realisation’s Facebook page.

whisperinadeadmansear:

winterplums:

Hamlet tights.

omfg. 

whisperinadeadmansear:

winterplums:

Hamlet tights.

omfg. 

exceptence:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source. This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

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exceptence:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

x

drunkblogging:

this is so important 

drunkblogging:

this is so important 

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purple-bowler-hats:

superwholock-is-the-new-sexy:

theload:

waiting4codot:

My Favourite Things
Tumblr Edition
(This version written and performed by Codot)

Watching the clever consulting Detective,
Timelords and Doctors, and the Borg Collective,
Princes of Asgard and Angels with wings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Winchester Boys in their old ‘67,
Eccleston, Tennant, and Smith make 11,
Seeing White Walkers and Clashes with Kings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Wizards who cast spells with deadly precision,
Inspectors who say it’s “not my division”,
GIF-ing The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

When Arthur dies,
“Let me through, please!”,
When the Angels Weep,
I try to remember my favourite things,
and then cry myself to sleep!

Billionaire geniuses bringing the party,
Desperately trying to thwart Moriarty,
It’s never over until the Ood sings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Fluttershy, Applejack, and all the Ponies,
NUTCRACKER! Sam takes one in the Cojones,
Aang, Zuko, Bolin and Korra’s Bendings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

What time is it, why it’s time for Adventure,
Feeling the love between Xavier and Lehnsherr,
In fact, let’s go mad with all our shippings,
These are a few of my favourite things!

When I get hit,
Right in the feels,
When it makes me sad.
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad!

Codot I’m going to need to insist you sing for us more often.

I was physically paralyzed during the entire length of this song. I do believe I cried real tears. This man deserves to be placed among John Barrowman and Russell Crowe in terms of voice amazing-ness.

saccharinesylph:

roachpatrol:

universe-c:

Sollux needs a shirt that says ~ATH master. 

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