vinjejennifer:

fortheloveofnarry:

fitinyourdreams:

moynmoyn:

So yeah, my finale step in accepting myself is taking my own advice and feeling proud of the way I look by flaunting it. I am way happier looking at these photos and feeling genuinely beautiful than looking at a scale and getting excited when I loose weight. Weight is not a measurement of health, your self worth and definitely not your beauty. Let aloe your right to wear a bathing suit when it’s hot as hell! You earned that body, it’s beautiful because it belongs to you!

The perfect bikini body joke has been going around for while, just thought I’d contribute, not steal someone else’s joke :P

I love you

This girl is literally my favorite person on the planet right now

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

from thylaa’s amazing masterwork

krisbrass:

cumberbitchsandwich:

failedexperiments:

Alan Carr asking John Barrowman about his plans to have children with his partner, Scott Gill

Barrowman is a perfect human being

i just laughed so hard, oh god i snorted and now my head hurts XD

angryfeministlucifer:

hawkass-and-stark:

Decent Human Hawkeye

You go, Hawkeye.

consultingsonic:

virginitity:

the answer is definitely E.  

they are all wrong the correct translation is ‘hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower’

nope